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My brain had a plan. Then the side quests appeared. ✨🍄
This colorful retro-inspired graphic tee is for the beautifully distracted, chronically curious, side-quest-taking humans whose brains rarely travel in a straight line.
Featuring a bold “My Brain Has Side Quests” design with dreamy celestial details, retro mushrooms, sparkles, and a pixel-style “Please Hold” loading bar.
Perfect for:
Neurodivergent humor lovers
ADHD and easily distracted humans
Gamers and side-quest enthusiasts
Retro and Y2K aesthetic lovers
Anyone whose brain currently has 37 tabs open
Wear it while completing the original task... or accidentally beginning six completely unrelated ones.
✨ Original graphic design
🎮 Retro gaming-inspired details
🍄 Colorful psychedelic aesthetic
🌙 Designed especially to pop on darker shirt colors
Care: Wash according to the garment instructions provided with your shirt. Turning printed garments inside out before washing can help protect the design.
Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen and the garment color.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton with a garment-dyed, soft texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and less waste
- Durable double-needle stitching and sewn-in label
- Sizes S–4XL and available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
My Brain Has Side Quests Shirt | Retro Gamer ADHD Humor Tee
$27.46